Copenhagen, 1802. When Niels Heidenreich stole the two golden horns from the Royal Chamber of Arts in Copenhagen, he had no idea what he was getting into.
"We choose to go THROUGH the moon!"
What if the Greek philosopher Anaximander had been right about everything?
What if penguins, but tentacles? Schrödinger's cat escapes from the box. A clock is yellow when it should have been red. Is cheese better than women? A chicken sexer deals with the implications of his work.
"'I am going to call it MORIARTY,'' proclaimed Valerija, her auburn hair glowing in the multicolored light."
What if you had to choose who should be left behind?
"My job is to sex the chicken."
"An Adventure Where YOU Are the Victim!"
"The alarm blared. Tim Jorgensen opened his eyes and sighed. The clock was yellow. It should have been red!"
Living in a buggy computer simulation is not all it's cracked up to be.
Artwork by “Jacey”
What if you opened the box containing Schrödinger's cat, and it was empty?
"If Poe were still around today, and had a devilish sense of humour and a thing for penguins, this is the story he'd write." - Ranylt Richildis. Lackington's Magazine.
A story about cheese, queer love, and rocketships.